the MANIFESTO of saintlyhood:


Modern living is a paradox. during my life a theory has developed that good and evil must co-exist within us all. always the hero, always the villain. the following are the rules I have set for myself in order to achieve enlightenment AND SUCCEED IN MY MISSION.


Family is the most important thing in this universe.
KISS YOUR MOTHER.
HUG YOUR FATHER.
PUT YOUR BROTHERS or SISTERS BEFORE YOURSELF.
Learning is the most important thing in life.
put others before yourself.
Everything is connected.

when someone is kind to you, or does something for you, repay that kindness ten-fold.
DO AND SEE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BEFORE OUR POOR PLANET IS DROWN, FROZEN, BURNED, INVADED OR ENGULFED IN NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST.
Tell the truth, No matter how painful that might be.
Show your love for others as frequently as possible.
Dance.
All men are equal; From rockstars to slum dwellers, bad and good men, RACISTS, HOLY MEN, of any creed, color, nationality or education.
There is good in everyone.
embrace the darkness.
Take what is yours.
All women deserve a prince, always be the gentleman.
FUCKING SMILE.
Be yourself, of all the cosmic combinations of DNA in this universe, only you can be you.
Taking risks is the only way to succeed in life, the bigger the better.
Illegal drugs are a tool for learning.
Its all about the little things.
Be brave.
Be a legend.
Strut like you've never lost a fight.
The difference between genius and INTELLIGENCE is that a genius writes everything down.
Stay true to your word, if you say it, you must do it, even if you fuck yourself in the process.
Stray from the common path often and boldly.
Eat, drink, party and fuck as if it was your last day on this earth.
Life is too short not to be a prince. APPROACH THE WORLD with charisma and grace and the world will respond.
Do good everyday.
Work harder than everyone else.
Don't be in a hurry. soak it all in.
In everything you do, push your limits, that is the only way to grow.
Maintain a regiment of exercise to keep you happy and full of energy. after all, Saints always look good.
Dress the part.
You were born to die, don't take life so fucking seriously.
Don't get sucked into any other persons dogma.
Plan for every eventuality, including spontaneity. 3 to 4 fallback plans are a good start.
The voice in your head is your ego, often confused with YOU. listen to him when it suits you, be humble when it doesn’t.
Sacrifice is a NECESSITY. You will have to separate from those you love and all things familiar for the greater good of the mission.
Make eye contact, most things can be accomplished with eye contact alone.
Long silences will get you what you want in conversation.
Say yes when you're unsure.
Say no proudly, but as little as possible.
Never feel bashful or embarrassed. boldly do the things you want to, everyone suffers from the same insecurities as you do. People are so entangled with their own insecurities that they will never notice yours.
Apologize when you are wrong, help people when they are.
Failure is a learning opportunity.
Never be a slave to society.
FORGIVE.
Ask for help, ask questions and never be afraid to learn.
Distance yourself from those that would shame you for not knowing something.
Don't let anyone take advantage of your better nature. following these rules often attracts those who's success has been built by the talents and labors of others.
Don't be afraid to die.
to Realize your dreams you must be willing to sacrifice everything.
dying for a cause is the greatest aspiration a man can achieve.
Finally, and most importantly: Anything is fucking possible.